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You're cute, like my little sister. We are broken up. I guess I'm moving out, who's going to take care of the cat and dogs? You'll definitely get a punch, and if delivered at the right time she'll be begging you to spank her. Lance Sensei from pickup If she screws up or is cold or whatever.

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Have a nice day CD: Don't tell me what to do! We Best cocky funny lines met 5 minutes ago and you already ordering me around I can't remember who came up with this originally, but I give girls those little sticky gold stars they put on papers in kindergarten when they do something I like.

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Later, I find an excuse to take them away. Great for initiating light kino, plus Best cocky funny lines pivots think it's hysterical. Got an oldie, if she does something bad or just accuse her of being bad and tell her "you are getting coal for Xmas this year young lady for sure" I bet you have a real cute side somewhere. You just don't show it. I could've been killed!

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I'm not easy You better be getting back to your friends before they realize you're over here flirting with me. But before you go Call my mom a slut. Come on, DO IT!! When she does, pretend to get offended. I'm not talking to you anymore" Then you can go into "I'm breaking up with you" etc. In general I like to pour gasoline on the fire when we're having an argument. Suggest taking it Best cocky funny lines a physical level "Wanna take this outside?

Even funnier if you're already outside. While talking on the phone with a mutual acquaintance, say "Do you want to talk to girl's name?

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Best cocky funny lines I see your point. Works similarly when someone is handing you the phone. Say "Hell no I don't want to talk to her. You know I can't stand that girl. Make sure you say this close to the phone so the girl can hear you. Fun way to escalate kino: Remark on the acoustics, playfully tease her. I don't know if I could be with a girl who's head sounds like that. If you want to do a take away, say something like "Eh, maybe a little.

It's probably best to do takeaways if you're escalating the kino.

Get your hands wet, get behind her, and pretend to sneeze while splashing water on the back of her neck. One of my personal favorites is to inform the girl who has been whinny, complaining that I am to mean etc.

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